Grocery Stores near Pe Ell, WA

“When I read the news that there would be a Senior Citizens Parade in Pe Ell during Covid, I was taken aback by the imminent mass suicide that this event seemed to be. I worried for the population meant to, quite literally, march to their deaths. I, for one, am also affected each day by a disorder, similar to the disorder of the elderly (old age). From my experience of having a disorder, I knew no one would advocate for these beloved, ghastly, scathing, contrarians... so I took it upon myself to drag my decaying body into this gas station and beg them for mercy on the seniors. The manager called every authority he knew in America, including the vice president of a local small business, and squealed words of contempt into their bloody ears. "The show must go on!", were the last words spoken by a certain dreary, blue (yet bright) eyed neopolitician before he shoved each senior citizen individually down the street, forcing them to use bb guns to shoot out those strawberry candies no one likes and those peanut candies people like even less at unsuspecting children. It was at this point that the entire gas station staff assisted me in carrying each senior back to safety, piling them in covered wagons and motorcycles alike, transporting them with great haste to a better life, a better place, a better time. Thank the good lord for this, as there was absolutely no need to host a senior citizens parade during a global pandemic that is likely to kill senior citizens specifically.”

“Need to put together a quick picnic on your way to the beach??? Wow, what a great selection! I had not stopped here in a few years and was pleasantly surprised at the huge selection for such a nice little clean store! The staff was great and very helpful and friendly! I asked how they managed to have such a great selection at good prices? They told me they are supplied by the same company that Safeway uses!!! You could easily do all your grocery shopping here and not have to $pend the money on gas to get all the way into a bigger town. If you are passing through stop and grab a snack or cold drink, there is so much to choose from as well as hot food too!”

“What an asset to have in our community! Summer and Chris are creating a wonderful space for our rural community to thrive. So grateful they bought it, and that it is still going strong.”