“Be careful! You are in extreme danger of politeness, courtesy, and friendliness! You may be engaged in polite conversation! If you are not from a small town this can be a little scary the first time. Take a deep breath, the nice people here will talk you through it!”
“OK, I think they need to change their name and just make the whole store $5 and under, like 5 below. It's annoying when they don't stock what they say they do online or are out of it. Some locations are super messy.”
“You know what, I gotta give my local GO a shout out. Every time I'm in here, the vibes are immaculate: the playlist is hitting, employees are bantering, and I can usually find some unique, fancy product for a peasants price. Plus I can always get what I need for dinner in a pinch. I'm damn near close to buying their merch at this point ?You guys are killing it, keep it up!”