“This is the best bank ever. The tellers are very nice. It was around Christmas or something last year and I was traveling through the panhandle. I have a stomach condition and I HAD the GO! Bad. So this bank was the only thing open for 40 miles! The gas station was closed. I was contemplating crapping my pants instead of reeking havoc on this location.which is the one that is like headquarters. First one ever.Anyway, I go in and am sweating and about to pass out. I ask for the bathroom and plead that I know it’s not public but I’m about.to.die. So she so kindly led me down a hallway which felt like one of those fun houses because it was so long and kept turning and turning. I got to the bathroom. I am not proud of what happened in there. I think they may have had to close down the conference room after that because the smell was deadly. I did clean up and spray the entire can of glade to mask. On my way out somehow I got turned around, that place is a lot bigger than it looks on the outside. Then I finally made my way back to lobby. By this time they had to know what they were in for because it did take me a min. I could not even make eye contact with that nice lady. I bolted out and yelled Thank you!!! If you are still reading this and you in fact work there, I want to say I’m sorry and you saved my life, and my pants that day. Not all hero’s wear capes, some are everyday people who work at Happy State Bank.”
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“This is the best bank ever. The tellers are very nice. It was around Christmas or something last year and I was traveling through the panhandle. I have a stomach condition and I HAD the GO! Bad. So this bank was the only thing open for 40 miles! The gas station was closed. I was contemplating crapping my pants instead of reeking havoc on this location.which is the one that is like headquarters. First one ever.Anyway, I go in and am sweating and about to pass out. I ask for the bathroom and plead that I know it’s not public but I’m about.to.die. So she so kindly led me down a hallway which felt like one of those fun houses because it was so long and kept turning and turning. I got to the bathroom. I am not proud of what happened in there. I think they may have had to close down the conference room after that because the smell was deadly. I did clean up and spray the entire can of glade to mask. On my way out somehow I got turned around, that place is a lot bigger than it looks on the outside. Then I finally made my way back to lobby. By this time they had to know what they were in for because it did take me a min. I could not even make eye contact with that nice lady. I bolted out and yelled Thank you!!! If you are still reading this and you in fact work there, I want to say I’m sorry and you saved my life, and my pants that day. Not all hero’s wear capes, some are everyday people who work at Happy State Bank.”