March 2020 by Carol S.
I have been banking at this bank for 10 years. Everyone there knows me by name and is always willing to help me. Even when I ask them for a high five and deposit 3 of my $3000 checks. I was a little concerned today. There is a new girl there. She is very helpful but during my deposit her computer started to smoke. She ran in a panic in a circle and crying vigorously. All she knew what to do was to turn on the radio to play party rocking anthem by lmfao. I don't know why she did this. Then dan ran to try to turn it off. He wanted to focus on cooling the computer. She, although wanting to fix the computer, was very adamant to leave it on. She claimed it helped her focus on how to fix things. I don't see the logic in it. Then a thicc daddy came over to calm them down. He came over deposited my check. I swear I am in love. He swept me off my feet. I was on cloud 9. Up in the clouds. I'm not ready to come down. This thicc majestic god knew how to take charge. I have him my number and told him to call me. It's been three weeks. Please call me Marty. I'm desperate. And all I can see is your thicc body and beautiful hair coming to take me away. I think I love you. I know what our first child will be named. I know what kind of wedding I want and the honeymoon. I love you. I will be waiting. Call me!!!! I love you my thicc daddy GOD!!
