9AM - 8PM
3444 Medina Rd, Medina
Supermarkets
8:30AM - 8PM
1150 N Court St, Medina
Supermarkets
“Stepping into Aldi is like waking up in a fever dream where everything is 30% cheaper and nobody questions why there’s a bin full of ski masks next to the organic avocados. The moment you shove a quarter into the cart lock, you’re transported into a lawless utopia where you can buy a week’s worth of groceries, a lawn chair, and a medieval flail, all while making eye contact with a man who looks like he’s seen the future and didn’t like it.
The aisles are an adventure—turn left, and you’re in the Land of Discount Dairy, where cheese costs less than a handshake. Turn right, and suddenly you’re face-to-face with a bin full of garden gnomes dressed as firefighters. Why? Why not? Aldi doesn’t explain itself. It simply is.
The checkout process moves at warp speed, like if Sonic the Hedgehog and a Wall Street stockbroker had a child who was raised by a conveyor belt. The cashier makes direct eye contact, scans your entire cart in 4.3 seconds, and suddenly you’re in a frantic game of “How Fast Can You Bag Everything Before You Lose Custody of Your Child?” Meanwhile, an elderly woman behind you is buying 14 cans of pickled beets and a space heater, and you just have to accept that.
And let’s talk about the Aldi Finds aisle—the Wild West of retail. One day, it’s full of inflatable hot tubs and samurai swords. The next, it’s an unsettling collection of decorative birdhouses and unbranded air fryers. This aisle follows no known laws of time or physics. I once saw a guy pick up a welding mask and a kayak, and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since.
In conclusion, Aldi is the grocery store equivalent of finding a $20 bill in a coat you haven’t worn in years, but also realizing the coat now contains a map to Atlantis. You don’t question it. You simply enjoy the ride. 5 stars, infinite chaos, will return.”
8:30AM - 8PM
4221 Center Rd, Brunswick
Supermarkets
“Good prices
Sometimes the self checkout doesn’t work and gives us a hard time and they only have one register open but other then that one of my favorite stores”
8:30AM - 8PM
174 Park Center Dr, Wadsworth
Supermarkets
“A very busy store on this Sunday morning with people exchanging quarters for carts and bringing their reusable shopping bags. Same layout as other stores with commercial baked goods, dry goods, produce, dairy, deli, canned and boxed grocery, kitchen and home cleaning, butchery, frozen and beer/wine.
I can always do well with consistent core items and lots of options. The self-checkout worked well and I was on my way.”
“Wonderful cake--chocolate with white icing and ballons!! It had custard filling in my half sheet cake. I live at woodlands of liberty 2, it was husbands
good 80 birthday. I was able to pay ahead and have someone else pick it up. Everyone here loved the cake!! It was so good I ordered one for our anniversary Dec 30 we are really looking forward to it.”
“Love shopping here always have a lot of things that you're looking for and items that you want to try they are a lot to try. Keep up the good work. Nice clean stores too.”