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March 2024 by seth higgins
Once again I inexplicably find myself standing at the entrance of Rose's Discount Store, a place where the cosmic debris of consumerism has coalesced into a chaotic symphony of oddities. The air smells faintly of nostalgia and desperation, like a forgotten mixtape left in the glove compartment of a '92 Ford Taurus.*Rose's, oh Rose's, you enigmatic purveyor of the mundane and the absurd. Your flickering fluorescent lights beckon weary souls, promising bargains and surprises. But what awaits us inside? A treasure trove or a fool's errand? Only time will tell.I step over the threshold, and immediately, my senses are assaulted. The linoleum floor, worn thin by countless footsteps, creaks under my weight. The shelves sag with the weight of their eclectic cargo: plastic dinosaurs, expired cough syrup, and a mismatched collection of socks that seem to have lost their way in the fabric of reality.The snack aisle is a carnival of contradictions. Here, a bag of flaming hot Cheetos rubs elbows with a dusty box of elderberry tea. And what's this? Pickled okra sharing shelf space with bubblegum-flavored toothpaste? It's as if the universe itself has thrown up its hands and said, "Why not?"Prices? Ah, the prices. They defy logic, like a drunken game of hopscotch played on a Möbius strip. A plastic kazoo—a relic of forgotten childhoods—sits next to a miniature Eiffel Tower. Both priced at **$3.14**. Why? Because Rose's knows that life is a cosmic joke, and we're all just trying to find the punchline.And the soundtrack! Oh, the soundtrack. As I wander the aisles, I half-expect **Limp Bizkit** to burst forth from the ceiling tiles, belting out "Rollin'." The flickering fluorescent lights would sway in rhythm, and the checkout lady would raise an eyebrow, scanning my items with the precision of a blackjack dealer.But alas, Limp Bizkit remains silent. Perhaps they're waiting for the cosmic alignment—the moment when the Twinkies align with the batteries, and the plastic forks form a perfect pentagram. Only then will the parking lot stage be set, and Fred Durst himself will emerge, clad in a tattered flannel shirt, ready to rock our souls.And so, dear Rose's, I salute you. You are not just a store; you are a **portal**. A place where the mundane and the magical collide, where the banal becomes sublime. As I exit, clutching my scented candles and a broken slinky, I can't help but wonder: Is this chaos or destiny? Perhaps both.Who among us hasn't appreciated your absurdity, Rose's. May your flickering lights guide us lost souls forevermore.???
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November 2023 by Toni
Good place to shop. Not very good on getting out usually only 1 person at the register. Need more at the register.
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May 2023 by Candice Cutler
Awesome location! Well stocked and clean! Friendly and helpful employees! One of the largest locations I've ever seen!
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November 2022 by Ashley Dillingham
Love this store. Great underwear and shoe section.
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May 2022 by Kat Greer
Brought my service dog in here for a quick shop with my husband, seen a girl with BRIGHT red dyed hair, and a girl with GREEN dyed hair in the clothing section hitting their vapes.. (they where employees) so yeah....... not cool bro. Customers cant do it, set an example... ffs.Sunday May 1st, 530 pm.
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January 2022 by Crystal Sharp
Their stuff is awesome, prices are awesome, HOWEVER, they needa make sure that the employees are not LOUDLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE of anything whist on the job. Lmao. Just got outtta there and I swear the cashier lady was either drunk or all pilled up
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January 2022 by Burns Ville
Store has been here forever,
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November 2021 by Ashley “Assley” Chu
Was a shocking surprise when I checked out and heard my total price..I was expecting to pay over $50 for everything, with the dog food marked for 17.99.After being rung up two different times, using different codes, the dog food only cost 2 something, and then 1 dollar and some change. I paid less than 5 dollars for a 50lbs bag! Thank the dear Lord for giving me a break when I really needed one.
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November 2021 by Courtney L.
I need the corperate number to file a complaint
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October 2021 by Sheila Ponder-Wilson
Love this store. Lots of good finds at great prices.
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April 2021 by Charlene Ray
Love this store. They always have great products for great prices. My favorite is the seasonal section. They always have a large variety of items in the seasonal section to choose from and are always reasonable prices.
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April 2021 by Sally Crain
Took the cashier forever to ring me up then she took her time and went back through it twice..... It'd be great if the employees didn't just stand around and talk.....
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March 2021 by K Seachris
This store does not require their employees to wear face masks....including their own store Manager.
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February 2021 by Joe Osborne
Great location. Great story and great service
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February 2021 by Sheila Wilson
Love this store. Lots of good finds at great prices.
