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September 2024 by Rebecca Morrison
First off, let’s get the lame pun out of the way; yes, their vacuums do suck. But not in the way you might think they do...
I'll admit, I don’t have much going on these days, so I was pretty excited to hear that they had a "turbo" vacuum. I went there full of optimism— with high hopes and determination to have a productive day, but $3.50 in quarters later, there was nothing but a deafening silence.
I decided to try using an old-fashioned dollar bill, which it snatched from my hand like a dealer. Startled, I jumped back a little; okay, so no mechanical issues there, haha. The flashy blue-lit display instructed me to add another 50¢. I thought, hell, I’m game and put two more quarters in—lost that, too. Damn!
At this point, I kinda felt like the city of Franklin had slipped into the Las Vegas Twilight Zone, and I was playing the slots. This machine had taken so much from me that I knew I was due for a win—maybe even the jackpot (like getting my money back). One thing was for sure…I was gonna go home broke or die trying.
With a slow rush of adrenaline, I smoothed out my last dollar bill and fed it into the machine, knowing full well that the monster-thieving slot doesn't give back change. I waited two long seconds, aaaand yes! SCORE! It finally kicked on! After all the turmoil and tension, that sorely-needed win delivered a big hit of dopamine that lasted the whole time I vacuumed.
I have to admit the “turbo” was everything I hoped it would be, and I did get to scratch that gambling itch, but for fox-sake, it still wasn’t worth $6.
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April 2024 by Molly Lucier
Not many places in this area to get your car cleaned so it's very convenient. They offer 2 different bays that automatically clean your car (in the outside) for you and multiple "do it yourself" bays. All of which work very well and get the job done. The kids love the rainbow bubbles and soap, which also smells amazing. Vaccumes work nicely and they keep up with emptying the trash so you can get yours out of your car. They do not offer detailing or customized cleaning.
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March 2024 by Adam Hescock
Nice to have the $10 quick wash option.
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March 2024 by John C Shew Jr
Diy wash.. Make sure to have your card, bills that will go through, or change since the change machine hasn't worked in ages... But everything else works just well..
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March 2024 by Linda Jean
Good car wash little pricey though
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January 2024 by Paul Astorino
Not a strong underwash...feels old and unsafe...broken equipment usually
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January 2024 by Autumn Chase
I've brought multiple vehicles through this car wash. I only use the touch less automatic car washes. Each time I leave, I am completely satisfied. Always a returning customer.
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November 2023 by Breanna Gioia
Smells like sewage... and it LINGERS ?
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November 2023 by Jeff Hutchins
STINKY !!!
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September 2023 by Denise Heath
Not busy. In and out in 10 minutes!
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September 2023 by Erica Bruce
Got it clean but it took awhile and I didn't even choose the fancy package.
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September 2023 by Donald Macdonald
Great wash and wax.
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July 2023 by Denise Bodwell
Shampoo unit barely had suds a little appeared when I had 30 seconds left. Waste of money for something that doesn't workService: Auto detailing
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May 2023 by Bill Nelson
Have used Kerners for years. One time I had a problem and the management resolved it promptly. I will continue to use them.
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April 2023 by Brandon Sargent
Automated never gets car clean. Leaves a big swipe up the middle of dirtUpdate 4/15/23 from one star to 3....I took the work truck through the automatic bay. As you can see from my Google maps history I used to come here alot but the thing would never clean right and I would be irate that I spent money to a professional business and them had to go and debit myself anyways. And yes management was nice when I called, they met me at the wash and gave me a couple for a free wash..... except when I tried to use it in Tha automatic bay the machine took the coupon and the bay never started.... But again that was the past.So figured I would give them a try again. Didn't start out very well when the machine asked me if I wanted a receipt and as I said I was in my work truck so yes I want reimbursement so of course I want a receipt. .... nothing printed. But the wash itself was awesome. I paid $15 and I got pretty much everything I needed including top coat. The truck actually looks good. I was very pleased with the outcome this time. Even though I can't get the company reimbursement without a receipt. They can't put a photo of by debit card transaction on their taxes next year... I should have called the number but I wanted to get out of the way. It was a great day and people were lining up. But I will say I think the prices for anything above what I got for $15 aren't worth it. Don't fall into the trap of more expensive means it must be better....
