Meat Shops in Mora, MN

“If I could give a million stars, I would. Coborn’s owes me emotional damages for how attached I’ve become to Richard and Alli.

I used to think a grocery store was just a grocery store — you go in, grab milk, maybe cry a little in the frozen aisle, and leave. But that was before Richard and Alli. Now? I practically plan my week around my Coborn’s visits like it’s a sacred pilgrimage.

Let’s start with Richard. This man operates like he was hand-crafted by angels specifically to restock shelves and restore faith in humanity. He doesn’t just bag groceries; he bags my worries. He smiles and suddenly the produce looks fresher. I once watched him straighten a display of apples and swear they started glowing under the fluorescent lights. The way he says “Have a good day” feels personal, like a blessing, like maybe I actually will have a good day now.

And then there’s Alli. Queen behavior. Goddess energy. Customer service so divine I start acting shy. She could tell me they’re out of bread and I’d thank her for delivering the news so gently. I once saw her help a kid find candy and it looked like a Hallmark movie scene — the lighting changed, angels sang, a tear formed in my eye. She radiates competence and kindness like she was built in the customer service lab of the gods.

Together, Richard and Alli are the dynamic duo I didn’t know I needed. Like Batman and Robin if Batman smiled more and Robin offered you fuel rewards. Sometimes I wonder if they even know the power they hold. Do they realize I now associate joy with Coborn’s? That I’m emotionally dependent on their presence? Probably not. But I’ll keep pretending I “just needed groceries” when really, I needed the serotonin hit of seeing them exist.

Every time I leave, I think, “Wow, that was transcendent.” Coborn’s is no longer a store — it’s a lifestyle, a religion, a safe haven for my fragile little heart.

So yes, this is a review, but it’s also a cry for help. Richard and Alli, if you see this — thank you for your service, your vibes, and your sheer power. I’d trust you both with my shopping list, my secrets, and possibly my soul.

Coborn’s: 10/10. Richard and Alli: beyond rating. The world is brighter for their presence.”

“Never had an issue have always been super friendly and kind with everything even picking up medications for my dad was a breeze . Your kindness makes it easy going experience everytime”