February 2018 by Rick Byrd
They have High John the Conqueror, coffin nails, a small but premium selection of Hands of Glory, and various gris gris. They have six rollercoasters including two of traditional all wood construction, an Alpine slide, and six carousels made of real stuffed horses, all of which belonged to despots and dictators of the past, all long deposed. They have redwood trees, deeds to properties on the Moon, roc eggs, a lion with the head of a lion and the body of a lion but not the same lion, Sherman tanks, hot glue guns, and pieces of the One True Cross. They have cholos, chorizo, and chronological devices of all sorts. A pirate ship. A flying car. Thirty five angels to watch over us all. And they sell single cigarettes.
