Car Wash in Fort Washington, MD

“Pretty convenient because you can do all in ones vacuum your ca, wash your car etc the only issue I found is this time I went the water pressure wash to strong so that’s why I give this place a 4 star but besides that all good”

“Is it weird that I'm reviewing a car wash? Whatever. It's 2020 and I'm struggling to meet my quota to ensure I get Elite Status for 2021... cause we already lost Trebek, I can't lose this too. 2020 just keeps on taking and taking and taking. But I digress, since my car isn't being driving around as much due to working from home and my Yelp Eating Out Funds I put aside is overflowing from lack of going out... I decided to treat myself to a car wash in Fort Washington while dropping off my kids to grandma. Both kids were asleep and my 6yo son had a weird fear of car washes, so imagine his surprise as he wakes up to the loud rumbles of soft bristles slapping my car window rocking back and forth. He awoke startled and asked why is there purple stuff on the windshield. I told him I hit a unicorn and now the other unicorns are angry. My son started to cry. My 2yo daughter awoke from her sleep and started to laugh which made me wonder if she's a psychopath. Then I remembered she is my daughter and her and I continued to laugh at my son. Apparently my son told my mom what I did and she punched me. Not cool mom... I gave 4 stars cause I paid 15 dollars for a decent car wash that that got most of the bird p*** off...”

“Is it weird that I'm reviewing a car wash? Whatever. It's 2020 and I'm struggling to meet my quota to ensure I get Elite Status for 2021... cause we already lost Trebek, I can't lose this too. 2020 just keeps on taking and taking and taking. But I digress, since my car isn't being driving around as much due to working from home and my Yelp Eating Out Funds I put aside is overflowing from lack of going out... I decided to treat myself to a car wash in Fort Washington while dropping off my kids to grandma. Both kids were asleep and my 6yo son had a weird fear of car washes, so imagine his surprise as he wakes up to the loud rumbles of soft bristles slapping my car window rocking back and forth. He awoke startled and asked why is there purple stuff on the windshield. I told him I hit a unicorn and now the other unicorns are angry. My son started to cry. My 2yo daughter awoke from her sleep and started to laugh which made me wonder if she's a psychopath. Then I remembered she is my daughter and her and I continued to laugh at my son. Apparently my son told my mom what I did and she punched me. Not cool mom... I gave 4 stars cause I paid 15 dollars for a decent car wash that that got most of the bird p*** off...”