“The lady running the store knew exactly what I wanted and why. She took me exactly where and when she didn't have what I wanted she special ordered it for me. She couldn't have been more helpful. My Oregano Mac will be here in a week.
Did you know oregano oil is the absolute best thing you can put on a burn? It stops it instantly. I thought it too good to be true until I scalded my mouth on an extremely hot drink and my cousin pulled out a bottle of oregano oil and squeezed a bit in my mouth and instantly the scald went away. I'm sure a believer now .
Mrs Beesleys had it knew about it and was so helpful I'm still amazed!”
“Oh my God, Whole Foods is America’s hottest grocery store. This place has everything—kombucha on tap, cashiers with nose rings and existential dread, and a bulk foods section where you can pretend to know what quinoa is.
The produce? Unreal. Avocados that are either hard as diamonds or so soft they collapse under your gaze. The meat counter? Like a museum exhibit, except instead of art, it’s grass-fed, humanely massaged beef that costs more than your rent. And don’t even get me started on the hot bar—it’s like a melting pot of questionable decisions.
And the best part? A guy in a beanie named Jasper, who only speaks in farm-to-table riddles and will personally judge your snack choices.
What is a farm-to-table riddles you ask?
They’re those cryptic, earthy phrases that sound deep but actually leave you more confused than when you started. Like, you’ll ask Jasper where they keep the oat milk, and he’ll be like:
“The almond knows no dairy, yet it swims in cream.”
Or you’ll try to grab a pre-made salad, and he’ll whisper:
“A beet was once a seed, but was it ever truly free?”
And if you dare ask about gluten-free options, he just stares into the distance and mutters:
“All bread was once whole, but not all who wander are wheat.”
You’ll leave with a $30 block of artisanal cheese and zero answers.”
“Great burritos. Lots of prepared meals that are OK Price wise and delicious. I would like to be able to get a gallon of milk for less than the stinker charges. That would be helpful.”
“Maybe because not many people go there I found the staff man. Vary knowledge d on products I asked many question .he had answer's.. Confidence he gave me in my determine what. I. Wanted.”
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