“ATTENTION ALL MOVIE PRODUCERSAre you looking for extras in your upcoming movie about the Rock & Rock crowd of the 1970s, or your Netflix DocuDrama about a MAGA-Loving Redneck named Kooder, living in a Florida Trailer Park? If so, THIS PLACE REPRESENTS YOUR ENTIRE CAST of characters. You'll uncover talent like that 'portly' gal Shelly, with a shopping cart loaded with frozen food, private label colas, and 6 bags of Oreo Double Stuff. Shelly is a rebel, as her gravy-stained Led Zeppelin shirt indicates. Hal is a regular in the beer isle, he's also a connoisseur of all things microwavable. In CLOSING; what you won't find here are people wearing Penn State shirts or driving any automobile produced after 2005. This is THEEEE place to go back in time with citizenry youll hope to never see again.... except in that flick where Kooder robs a bank, then, in a meth-induced rage, steals a 737, flys it to Bermuda, and gets into a shootout with the vast of Miami Vice(Shout-out to my Bowy Ian)”
“ATTENTION ALL MOVIE PRODUCERSAre you looking for extras in your upcoming movie about the Rock & Rock crowd of the 1970s, or your Netflix DocuDrama about a MAGA-Loving Redneck named Kooder, living in a Florida Trailer Park? If so, THIS PLACE REPRESENTS YOUR ENTIRE CAST of characters. You'll uncover talent like that 'portly' gal Shelly, with a shopping cart loaded with frozen food, private label colas, and 6 bags of Oreo Double Stuff. Shelly is a rebel, as her gravy-stained Led Zeppelin shirt indicates. Hal is a regular in the beer isle, he's also a connoisseur of all things microwavable. In CLOSING; what you won't find here are people wearing Penn State shirts or driving any automobile produced after 2005. This is THEEEE place to go back in time with citizenry youll hope to never see again.... except in that flick where Kooder robs a bank, then, in a meth-induced rage, steals a 737, flys it to Bermuda, and gets into a shootout with the vast of Miami Vice(Shout-out to my Bowy Ian)”