Gas Stations in Divide, CO

“VERY CLEAN BATHROOMS. ASSOCIATES ARE FUN TOO TALK TOO. HAVE FUN ITEMS IN THE STORE( none edible of course) PIZZA IS AWESOME ?JUST KINDA LIKE TOO HAVE MORE GLUTEN ? FREE ITEMS”

“First time I come in, lady is kind to me, though she won’t let me take advantage of the free icee Labor Day weekend special, being that it’s Fry’s Day and the offer starts Saturn’s Day. It’s out of her hands, of course. But whose hands is it in? Who are these Powers That Be who have cruelly decided that the weekend specials in this world shall not include Friday nights? It’s high time we had a revolution, brothers and sisters.After fueling up, I do the courteous thing and pull away from the pump, park it off to the side, well out of the way, while I do a little atlas mapping to figure out where I can hole up for the night. Well, some young blonde woman pulls up beside me and vilifies me for being parked there. The balls on this broad! Yelling at a strange, lone man parked outside a gas station in the middle of nowhere in a filthy car with Texas plates on—that’s how you get shot, kids—all over something so trivial that doesn’t really affect her. There was nothing but space beside me, folks, and she had absolutely no conceivable trouble getting by me except for that internal trouble which she brought on herself by being such a stinking stickler. And that could really get her in a world of honest-to-goodness trouble one of these days, doing like she done to me but to the wrong fella. Thankfully for her, I was the right fellow—by which I mean a man who couldn’t care one iota about her or her old curmudgeon attitude. But, mercy, a word to the unwise: be more discerning in what kind of bunk you accost random people over. Good heavens.Being that I found a hole (no, not her, not that a-hole) to pass the night nearby, I returned to this gas station the next morning to grab a coffee and redeem one of them free icees. Different folks working, and they was nice enough to let me fill up my little cooler with fountain-drink ice, also free of charge, when they could well have been ding dong sticklers like that dumb blonde and told me I gotta pay for ice. God bless the kind and carefree. Long and lovely shall we live our lives. ?”

“Good local gas station, decent prices for the moment. Only issue is lack of selection, but that is expected for a small place such as this. Besides that, the only other thing is the car wash hasn't worked in almost a decade. Not really that bad of a thing, just inconvenient that you have to go all the way to woodland park to get a automated car wash.”