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July 2023 by Greg Newman
So, this place is a one-stop shop… they have cigs, Kratom+, cigars, & clippers. I do all my shopping for my smoke & pain needs here. The employees will help you ratchet up your game, no question. You get the feeling that this place is special, & it is. They also take care of the little guy & give a homie discount sometimes. Before, I was spending much more on lower quantity Kratom products, but they have bottles with 500 capsules. Saving me money, stress, & anxiety while helping me enjoy my journey in life. Sam, specifically, went the extra mile to help me learn about some key products I was interested in, & have found powerful & effective solutions. If you have smoke, pain, &/or cognitive functioning needs, think twice about skipping over this place… you’ll be missing a treasure in Thousand Jokes!! ? you know I love you, don’t forget your bamboo hats kids, it’s hot as Hades out there right now. The Sauce.-RäMSeS
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April 2023 by Jacquellen
Sam is the best
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February 2023 by Charles Glover
It's all good ☺️
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August 2021 by ann d.
Came in to get greensmart living product.They were sold out,but Sam was kind enough to suggest another popular product to "hold me over" until stock came in. He was so helpful and so nice.This is how a business should be.He really cared about helping me...he wasnt just trying to make a sale. They have the largest selection of tobacco products I've ever seen. I am in Simi and because of the outstanding customer service provided by Sam I plan on being a repeat customer..well worth the drive!! Thank you Sam,you are awesome!! Highly recommend this store..HIGHLY.
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September 2020 by Joshua Rey
This place has met Every bit of my smoking supply needs. I’ve came here for vape supply, cigars, pipe tobaccos, and as a connoisseur of culture, they never cease to amaze me. Sam is an expert of the craft. I truly am grateful.
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September 2020 by Dave D.
Selection of premium cigars was good and so were the prices. George was helpful and also threw in a free cigar cutter while I was checking out. I'll definitely be back.
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January 2020 by Kenneth Charles
Best prices and selection. Owner Sam is a really nice guy and always helpful.
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November 2019 by Justin Frawley
I have been coming here for years. It's behind a staircase but you don't want to miss it if you enjoy smoking. I go here for everything from papers for cannabis to cigars. The owner is always friendly and easy going, willing to help and has this simple, relaxed atmosphere. Their Humidor has a great selection in my novice opinion and I tend to find a better price here for a good cigar than other places locally. Probably in here once a week and don't plan on stopping.
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November 2019 by Gaby B.
One of the best cigar shop in town. Great prices and great humidor . Ask for Sam he is a great helpful guy
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October 2019 by Inez Welch
Good prices!!!
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August 2019 by Bruce Bateman
Nice guy, introduced me to Captain Black.
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June 2019 by Cristobal Ayala
My GO-TO spot for anything smoking needs. They also carry a wide assortment of accessories including incense. Their humidor is a staple in the area.
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December 2018 by Diana Lynn Massen
The best around!
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November 2018 by Sam korkis
Cigar House & Discount always well stocked, clean, friendly and fragrant!
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November 2018 by Quintanilla Alfred
Great customer service best shop in town and best prices
