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December 2023 by Johanna H.
Just got this text this am. When I lived in Mill Valley and was downtown I often felt compelled to poke my nose into Two Neat to check out the cards and items for a laugh. Laugh out loud laughs! Love the owner and employees. Gosh darn it, I've moved out of state to Oregon! Now where the heck am I going to get such entertaining Christmas cards? (Birthday cards, etc..)
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November 2023 by winston singh
Quirky store with fun merchandise. Friendly staff !
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February 2023 by Coco Y.
I would give it 10 stars if I could! It's hands down my favorite shop in Marin! There are so many cards and gift ideas to choose from. Most of the stuff there brought good laughs if you aren't sensitive with jokes, especially bad ones. Go to the shelf and find "Everything Men Know About Women" and enjoy!
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July 2022 by Joel K.
Lots of humorous cards; friendly owner. My local Greetings card store in Albany closed, so now I drive to Mill Valley and get my birthday cards for the coming year all at once. Good assortment, and much friendlier, to boot!
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March 2022 by David Kendall
The best quirky, humorous cards....support local independent stores!
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March 2021 by Zoe F.
LOVE this store! Not only is there selection of cards amazing from serious to laugh out loud funny, but the whole place just makes me smile. It's great to have stores like this that are all about spreading joy, especially amongst high end shops...reminds us to not take ourselves too seriously. I've had the pleasure of talking with the owner, Bob, a few times. He is such a kind, gentle, fun man who lives to make people smile. Go spend money there so we can keep businesses like this open :)
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February 2021 by Jon Rankin
Always a pleasure
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December 2020 by Joe P.
Found the PERFECT cards to express my rather twisted feelings for the 2020 Holiday Season. Then, I had a wonderful chat with owner Bob. What a great, fun, unique and happy place to spend some money during the pandemic. I am grateful for the connection and left feeling uplifted. This place is TOO NEAT!!
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November 2020 by Veronica Y.
The fabulous windows of Two Neat is what initially drew me in too many neat, hysterical and fun cards in the window. But then I eyed the Donald Trump toilet bowl cleaner proclaiming "Make Your Toilet Great Again" I literally laughed out loud and knew my Father would love that. There was a host of Donald Trump novelty items in the window but that Toilet Bowl cleaner was calling my name. I went in and was greeted by the jovial and personable owner Don. He was so kind he really made my shopping experience so memorable. The store is easy to browse from funny cards to hot sauce and refrigerator magnets is just some of the neat items that you will encounter. I also bought my Father two crazy cool hot sauces with equally crazy labels. As I was checking out Don and I were chatting who was the toilet bowl cleaner for me?! No for my Father I explained to Don. I told him this was a Christmas gift for my Father never too early to start shopping for Christmas. Don gave me a booklet that he had written about musings and funny stories while working at Two Neat. I have read a few stories already Robin Williams coming into his store was so nice to read. I have to say this charming store is indeed Two Neat! If you want unique cards, funny gifts, novelty items, a wonderful owner that is Don this is your slice of heaven!
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September 2020 by Eric P.
Best card shop in the universe. Truth, not hyperbole. (Ok, maybe "in the entire universe" is hyperbole by I defy you to identify a better one.). Endless quirky and funny cards. This ain't no hallmark.
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March 2020 by Josef Aukee
Clever gifts and cards abound at this long-standing shop downtown Mill Valley.
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October 2019 by Joan S.
Bob's store is an essential part of the community of Mill Valley. I've been buying wonderful cards from him for 30 years.
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August 2019 by Holly Harris
Best card shop ever.
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July 2019 by Tim L.
Met the owner. Super nice guy. Told us about the history of Two Neat and of the city of Mill Valley (because I asked)!
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June 2019 by perry Price
Birthdays best friend. Great selection.
