June 2015 by Fox E.
Obama is what they call Alabama when Alabamans are in the middle of an O, or multiple Os. Which is quite frequently, knowing the Alabamans I know. How awesome is it that there is a grocery store/mini mart in Rochester called "Obama Mini Mart." They certainly know how to appeal to the underprivileged minorities with their name. Actually, it appealed to me too, as I stopped the car and went in to check it out. It's a pretty average mini mart, pretty cramped, normal prices, decent selection. It should probably score a 3, but just for the name alone, I'm giving it a 4. And I was wondering, when Obama was first elected, was he a Noobama?
